Take Back The Future… a satirical pondering:
“Media Release - September 15, 2023
“Premier Danielle Smith announced that Jennifer Johnson, who was recently welcomed back to the UCP caucus, has been promoted to Minister of Diversity. “I am so pleased with the hard work that Ms. Johnson has recently undertaken in this area and convinced she is capable of becoming a beacon of hope for all those in our great province who have been discriminated against in the past, particularly those who were simply exercising their right to remain unvaccinated during our recent dark times.”
“In a related statement, Ms. Johnson announced that she is pleased to appoint the Premier’s good friend - and long standing champion of those most discriminated against Albertans - Artur Pawlowsky as her Assistant Deputy Minister.”
We now return you to ponder the extreme unlikeliness of anything like this taking place once Take Back Alberta controls the full UCP board after this summer’s convention as you decide who to vote for on May 29…