News on Whyte Reporting
This just in, live from White Ave, some dirt has been moved !
Bystander, " I liked the dirt how it was before, much more quiet and less congested. Sure, there was a car lot there that has been closed for some years, but the dirt was just fine.
NoW, " Do you think this new development might improve the landscape?
Bystander, "Now your really starting to piss me off, but at least they filled in that disgusting graffiti pit.
In other news, the daycare across the alley is getting a new haircut.
And the salon smack dab in the middle of South Park is now worth a cool million ^ ...
Bystander, "Did I just see you stumbling out of that bar, Lord have mercy!"